Two guys are out in a boat fishing. One guy pulls out a big old cigar, but can't find a light, so he asks his buddy if he has one. The second guy says yeah, and produces a 12-inch long Bic lighter.
The first guy is really shocked, and asks: "Where on Earth did you get that?"
The guy with the lighter says: "I've got a genie living in my tackle box, and he gave it to me."
Second guy doesn't believe it, so he looks in the tackle box, and sure enough there's the genie. Of course he can't resist, and asks if he can have a wish. The owner of the genie says: "Sure, go ahead." So the other gent asks for a million bucks. All of a sudden the sky turns black, there is a deafening noise and ducks start filling up the pond.
The man who owns the genie says: "Sorry about that, I forgot to tell you, he's a little hard of hearing ... you don't think I'd actually ask for a 12-inch Bic, do you?