Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office.
'David', he says, 'I need to talk to you about your performance against Leeds
the other night, you were bloody hopeless, completely off form.'
'Sorry boss', says David. 'I've not been myself lately. I've got a few problems
'Oh dear' says Fergie, 'What's up? Posh & the kids Ok?'
'Oh, they're fine, it's just that something is really bugging me and i'm losing
sleep and everything. I can't concentrate on my football and it's really messing
me head up.'
'Whatever's the matter?' says fergie
'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this jigsaw puzzle the other
'A JIGSAW??' shouts Sir Alex. 'You're playing Sh*t because of a jigsaw?'
'Yeah boss, but you don't understand, it's really doing me head in!' says David,
'It's really hard, it's this picture of a Tiger and it looks really easy on the
box and I'm sure i've got all the bits and everything but I just can't get it
right and it's doing my head in and, and.........'
'David, David, David' says Fergie, 'You better get a grip son and quick.'
'Ok boss, but.............It's this picture of a Tiger and it looks really easy
on the box and i'm sure i've got all the bits and everything but I can't do it
and it's doing my head in and....... and....it's a Tiger and it looks easy but
it's really hardand er, it's a Tiger and everything,er.. on the box... er.....
Ok, Ok' says Sir Alex, 'bring in the blo*dy jigsaw and let's have a look shall
we. It can't be that difficult'.
'Thanks boss.' says David.
So Becks brings in the jigsaw and takes it to Fergies office. 'Here it is boss'
he says, showing Ferguson the picture on the box,look boss, it's a Tiger right,
and it's a really good picture and everything but I just can't do it and it's
really hard and it's doing my head in and everything..' Becks empties all the
pieces from the box all over Fergie's desk.
Sir Alex looks at whats on the desk, looks up with his head in his hands and
says to Beckham............
(Trust me, it's worth it)
'Put the f***ing Frosties back in the box David'.............