oy Keane, ex Scum-Meister Kapitan, made an unforgettable debut for Celtic today as the Hoops were humped by their little neighbours Clyde. The 2-1 scoreline hides the catastrophic display by the Keane-"inspired" Bhoys. The Celts saw the ball hit their net four times in the first half, though two were conroversially disallowed. Clyde also managed to miss a penalty in the first half!
Lord knows what Keane said in the dressing roon. He famously left Scumchester under a cloud having told MUTV what a bunch of pratts he was playing with at the Theatre of Queens! Whatever was said didn't work as in the second half the Bully Wee had a third goal disallowed! Only after the 70th minute did Celtic display any desire and the clawed back a goal from Polish sub Zurawski - he probably didn't speak enough English to understand what Keane was snarling at everyone! On the plus side Keane didn't play badly and he didn't end anyone's career this time! But give him time...
