Gefusspo ask Sheffield Utd or Sheffield Wed to disband?
“Our father who art in heaven,
deliver us from Leeds fans..”
SYP Asst Chief Constable
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The South Yorkshire Klavern of the Gefusspo have caused the Rotherham v Leeds United pre-season friendly to be cancelled.
In an extraordinary display of ineptitude South Yorkshire Police have admitted they cannot police a friendly football match between Rotherham United and Leeds United.
Given that they were able to police the fixture in the Championship three seasons ago we are awaiting a public statement from the Chief Constable of South Yorkshire as to what terrible fate has befallen his officers/and or his budget that he is no longer able to police simple domestic sporting events between two Yorkshire teams.
This clearly raises questions as to the fitness of the South Yorkshire constabulary to contribute in any meaningful way to the fight against terrorism or indeed school crossing patrols.
It is rumoured that the South Yorkshire police have asked Sheffield United and Sheffield Wednesday if one of them wouldn’t mind disbanding as they can’t really be expected to police two football grounds during the season.
The immediate resignation of the Chief Constable is expected any day. Did you know that from September 2006 the Chief Constable of South Yorkshire earns over £133,000 per year! Hands up everyone whose first thought was “value-for-money”? Feel free to add your comments below.
(Police apologists – please note the content of this article is protected under Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and Article 10 of the European Convention on Human Rights).

